So guys, so far I have had no success with lucid dreaming. It's a big ol' drag. I've had one dream that I remembered out of three days, but I went to sleep after I woke up and forgot the dream after I woke up the second time. And the other two nights, no dreams to remember.
I've tried repeating to myself "I'm going to sleep, I'm going to have a dream, I'm going to remember the dream when I wake up" as I go to sleep, but it hasn't really worked. I'll keep doing it for a couple of nights until I try to find something different to do.
All in all, my dream journal is empty. Or full of failure. Whichever one you prefer. Anyone have any more protips for me, at least for remembering or having dreams?